Puppies and kittens and fat asses.

Not funny.

It's amazing how attending school can change your life. Well, I mean, of course it changes your life, it's education and all, I know the drill. But what I'm trying to say is that school changes your day-to-day-life and it sucks. Since school has started I haven't been feeling like doing anything besides watching tv and sleeping. Right now, as I'm writing this, I'm watching tv. And because nothing good is on right now, I'm watching Married With Children. And this is not the first time I'm watching it. It's so terrible and I can't believe my parents actually think it is funny. Last week I was watching it with my brother, making fun of it of course, and my father was sitting across the room working. And suddenly he burst out in laughter because he thought it was funny! And why does the audience clap everytime Al Bundy enters the studio EVERY SINGLE EPISODE?! WHY?! HE'S THE MOST ANNOYING ONE OF THE ENTIRE SHOW. Which is really weird because I love him in Modern Family.

Anywho, I thought I should post something to show you that we are still alive. Despite having to go to school. So here are some pictures that cheer you up and you mght want to take a look at if you feel like crap:

A kitten and a puppy, because they are adowable.

A sleeping kitten and a puppy, because they are even more adowable.

This set of photographs of Tom Felton and Rupert Grint, because the pics are cool and they are HOT.

And  this picture because you don't look like him (HER?) and you are beautiful.

And finally this picture of Zac Efron to get that horrible image  out your brain.

Well, that sure cheered me up a bit. I hope it cheered you up as well. And if you weren't feeling like crap before, lucky you. And enjoy!

xoxo Enya

p.s. We would love to hear something from you guys. So feel free to comment! xo

You may have noticed that I posted three of my older blogs in the span of two minutes. In the future, when there's a movie made about us like that Facebook one, the reason for this mysterious and puzzling event will be thoroughly and dramatically explained and exaggerated. Because we don't want to spoil the movie, we can't give away the reason just yet, so you will have to watch the movie "The Blog" (2020) to discover my particular reasons and all the behind-the-scenes-drama.

To apologize for all the confusion, a picture of Zac Efron:

In the movie, Zac will play my boyfriend. His character is called "Zac Efron"

A Series Of Awesome Pizzas

We are lousy bloggers, aren't we? I mean, our posts are awesome, we are awesome, but we haven't blogged in two weeks! Even the awesome aren't perfect.

Here's a picture of a shirtless Zac Efron. Will you please forgive us?

I'm afraid I have to blame school for our absence these past weeks. We've been busy like... well, teenagers at the end of the schoolyear really. Every year, teachers realise the very last month of the schoolyear that they need more grades. So this time of the year, students are busy with studying and finishing projects. Fortunately, we have two extra days off of school (plus the weekend). So I'm finally able to write something for you, our awesome readers.

Too bad our next post will probably somewhere in august, because right after this long weekend the busy-plane takes off again. This time though, something fun will eat every single crumble of our time laying outside in the sun. Next week, we, Soldiers of Awesome, will be performing in our schoolplay three nights in a row. We've been working this entire year for this performance and we couldn't be more excited that we're so close to the "Cultural Evenings". (Although the Cultural Evenings are really awesome, the name is kind of lame...) I would tell you to come and see us, but unfortunately you don't know where we are, because we are so mysterious and awesome.

Our loyal readers know that we are performing "Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events". I'm playing Violet, Hoba's Aunt Josephine and Eylinn is portraying Lemony Snicket. Yes, that's right, Lemony Snicket has had a gender-transformation. Anyway, we're so excited and I basically can't talk about anything else.

Except about pizza maybe. Did you know that 350 slices of pizza are eaten each second in America alone? And that the first pizzas were just dough and tomato sauce?

Let me tell you about the best pizza I've ever had. It was in Italy (of course), in Florence actually, two years ago. Italy is probably one of my favorite countries, I absolutely love every single holiday I've spend there. The best pizza I've ever had didn't have tomato sauce on it. It had the thinnest crust, mozzarella cheese, and thin slices of roast vegetables. Not only did it look pretty (it really did!), but it tasted amazing as well.

Earlier this year, I went to Rome for the first time. I had my second-best and third-best pizza there within a week. I won't bore you with descriptions of these pizzas from heaven, but I must tell you that if you love pizza, you have to go to Italy sometime. Trust me, you haven't taste a real pizza until you've had one in Italy. Except if you go to Domino's there maybe.

I obviously love pizza. And I'm so lucky that we're going to have pizza with the entire theater-group tomorrow. YAY! AWESOME STUFF!

xoxo ENYA

I laughed forever.

This amuses me way too much.......



xoxo Eylinn

ps. I realize it's Zac Efron AGAIN. But you gotta love this.