Puppies and kittens and fat asses.

Not funny.

It's amazing how attending school can change your life. Well, I mean, of course it changes your life, it's education and all, I know the drill. But what I'm trying to say is that school changes your day-to-day-life and it sucks. Since school has started I haven't been feeling like doing anything besides watching tv and sleeping. Right now, as I'm writing this, I'm watching tv. And because nothing good is on right now, I'm watching Married With Children. And this is not the first time I'm watching it. It's so terrible and I can't believe my parents actually think it is funny. Last week I was watching it with my brother, making fun of it of course, and my father was sitting across the room working. And suddenly he burst out in laughter because he thought it was funny! And why does the audience clap everytime Al Bundy enters the studio EVERY SINGLE EPISODE?! WHY?! HE'S THE MOST ANNOYING ONE OF THE ENTIRE SHOW. Which is really weird because I love him in Modern Family.

Anywho, I thought I should post something to show you that we are still alive. Despite having to go to school. So here are some pictures that cheer you up and you mght want to take a look at if you feel like crap:

A kitten and a puppy, because they are adowable.

A sleeping kitten and a puppy, because they are even more adowable.

This set of photographs of Tom Felton and Rupert Grint, because the pics are cool and they are HOT.

And  this picture because you don't look like him (HER?) and you are beautiful.

And finally this picture of Zac Efron to get that horrible image  out your brain.

Well, that sure cheered me up a bit. I hope it cheered you up as well. And if you weren't feeling like crap before, lucky you. And enjoy!

xoxo Enya

p.s. We would love to hear something from you guys. So feel free to comment! xo

Miss Selena

So I haven't written in quite a while. I went to New York for two weeks with my boo (hihi) in early July. And it was awesome. I had never been to New York before and I've promised myself that I'll go back one day, maybe even to live there for a while. Once I had gotten back home from the Big Apple I had one hell of a jet lag to deal with. Which took me a little more than a week. And right after that I was too depressed that I wasn't in NYC anymore to deal with anything else in my life.

Well, that's not true. Hmm, it's partly true. I'm terrible with school breaks you see. Just terrible. When I have to go to school, I want to do all these other things than going to school but I don't have time to do them because I have to go to school. And when I don't have to go to school, I... well, I don't really do anything. That's probably a thing on my Top Ten Things I Hate About Myself-List. Honestly, I hate it. And I try to change it every time.

I wanted to do so many things this summer. Like painting, biking through the park with just my iPod and my thoughts, reading books for English in advance so I'd have actually read them for a change, cleaning up my room, hanging out with friends and writing for this blog. I cleaned my room, sort of. I'm still half way through the process. I did hang out with friends, once. I started reading To Kill A Mockingbird, I've read exactly 46 pages. And that's basically it. I have no clue how many weeks ago I left New York and what I did during those weeks.

I still have exactly eight days left until school starts. Eight days left to paint, bike, read, clean, hang and write. I  do feel ashamed of being able to plan ahead so many things and not doing any of it in the end. But it's not like the weather is great around here. Today was the first day I could wear shorts since I got back from New York!

I hope you all had or are having a great summer break. And although my summer holiday is almost over, doesn't mean the summer's over. Even though I didn't do many of the things I wanted to do the past couple of weeks, doesn't mean I can't do them once school has started.

xoxo,
Enya

P.S. "Why" you must be wondering "is this post titled 'Miss Selena'?". Well, I shall put you out of your misery and answer your question. Selena Gomez' latest album "When The Sun Goes Down" has been this summer's soundtrack to me. I thought I didn't have anything better to write about than Selena's dance-pop songs about Justin Bieber's swagger, until I realized how I felt about doing nothing this summer vacay.

Message from E and E

Hello Hello,

We be meltin' in da hot summer temps yo! No seriously, it's really hot.

I'm afraid I (Enya) need to take over the activity of typing, because Eylinn is incapable of typing. It took her four turns to write "hot". Usually, she's very smart, as you all know by now, but the hot temperature is affecting her brain cells and causing braindamage. (She choked on water five minutes ago. And she was crying while choking. It was very funny).

from left to right: Laura, Hoba, Enya and Eylinn

We would like to inform you about our holiday activities, because they might affect our post-rate. I'm going away next monday to New York (WHOOP WHOOP!), Eylinn is going to France and Scotland, Laura will be gone the entiiiiiiirrreee holiday to Colombia (where she's also a little bit from)

We hope to have internetconnection wherever we are, but we are not entirely sure. We hope you'll have an awesome holiday. And don't worry, you won't have to miss us for very long. Please, don't cry yourself to sleep every night (RAJIB!). We'll miss you too.

xoxo Eylinn and Enya

P.S. We're not drunk. When we're together we tend to talk like Gru from Despicable Me. Awesome movie, but we invented the accent. Watch the movie, reread this post in the accent and it will make much more sense. Buh-bye.


P.P.S Where would you like to go?

• New York
• France/Scotland
• Colombia

A Series Of Awesome Pizzas

We are lousy bloggers, aren't we? I mean, our posts are awesome, we are awesome, but we haven't blogged in two weeks! Even the awesome aren't perfect.

Here's a picture of a shirtless Zac Efron. Will you please forgive us?

I'm afraid I have to blame school for our absence these past weeks. We've been busy like... well, teenagers at the end of the schoolyear really. Every year, teachers realise the very last month of the schoolyear that they need more grades. So this time of the year, students are busy with studying and finishing projects. Fortunately, we have two extra days off of school (plus the weekend). So I'm finally able to write something for you, our awesome readers.

Too bad our next post will probably somewhere in august, because right after this long weekend the busy-plane takes off again. This time though, something fun will eat every single crumble of our time laying outside in the sun. Next week, we, Soldiers of Awesome, will be performing in our schoolplay three nights in a row. We've been working this entire year for this performance and we couldn't be more excited that we're so close to the "Cultural Evenings". (Although the Cultural Evenings are really awesome, the name is kind of lame...) I would tell you to come and see us, but unfortunately you don't know where we are, because we are so mysterious and awesome.

Our loyal readers know that we are performing "Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events". I'm playing Violet, Hoba's Aunt Josephine and Eylinn is portraying Lemony Snicket. Yes, that's right, Lemony Snicket has had a gender-transformation. Anyway, we're so excited and I basically can't talk about anything else.

Except about pizza maybe. Did you know that 350 slices of pizza are eaten each second in America alone? And that the first pizzas were just dough and tomato sauce?

Let me tell you about the best pizza I've ever had. It was in Italy (of course), in Florence actually, two years ago. Italy is probably one of my favorite countries, I absolutely love every single holiday I've spend there. The best pizza I've ever had didn't have tomato sauce on it. It had the thinnest crust, mozzarella cheese, and thin slices of roast vegetables. Not only did it look pretty (it really did!), but it tasted amazing as well.

Earlier this year, I went to Rome for the first time. I had my second-best and third-best pizza there within a week. I won't bore you with descriptions of these pizzas from heaven, but I must tell you that if you love pizza, you have to go to Italy sometime. Trust me, you haven't taste a real pizza until you've had one in Italy. Except if you go to Domino's there maybe.

I obviously love pizza. And I'm so lucky that we're going to have pizza with the entire theater-group tomorrow. YAY! AWESOME STUFF!

xoxo ENYA